srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

(via bitswua)

officialbrucespringsteen:

hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid

and now he’s half naked everywhere

and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely

wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too

and she was half naked everywhere

and everyone freaked their fuckin shit

(via greed)

officialunitedstates:

do kids honestly get peer pressured into doing drugs because i havent ever even seen a marijuana in my 19 years of life

(via for-she-with-eyes-of-gold)

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via slutwhat)

kilowatts:

i can’t stop reblogging this omg

(Source: humortrain, via g-iggle)

gonorryeehaw:

YALL HAVE GOT TO STOP

(Source: 36q, via g-iggle)

(Source: illumigaudy, via g-iggle)