isicklahey:

Four score and seven beers ago

(Source: memewhore, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

waronidiocy:

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

(via greed)

codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

(via g0th-princess)

earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

(via greed)

  • me in class: wait what happened
  • me in class: what do we do
  • me in class: what do we write
  • me in class: when's the test
  • me in class: what is this
  • me in class: how do you do this
  • me in class: what

slutsandsinners:

I love this omg

(Source: sandandglass, via g0th-princess)